Pinafored caretaker caned

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Three questions immediately spring to mind.

1) What is the caretaker taking care of? A school. An office building. An apartment block?
2) Why is he wearing a pinafore?
3) What is the difference between a pinafore and an apron?

As i listened, answers to the first two questions soon became clear. As you would expect in setting up such a scenario, background information like this is somewhat essential in order to give the plot substance. Only kidding. The information is, of course, completely unnecessary. However, it is not long before you get to the main action, so to speak. The caretaker hasn’t been taking as much care as he should have been, and shoddy work has but one consequence. i won’t go into too much detail, as i wouldn’t want to spoil anything for you, but the guy gets quite a ticking off in the build up to the main event, which is pretty impressive. i’ve never heard such howling!

So what is the difference between a pinafore and an apron. If anybody knows and can be bothered to drop me a comment, i’d love to know.

Get that bottom in the air

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i know that there are probably very good safety reasons that one’s posterior is normally the target when it comes to receiving discipline from one’s Mistress. It is important that any play is safe, sane and consensual, so the oft repeated mantra goes, and i guess being hit away from that well-cushioned zone is that bit riskier, especially for those that are new to this sort of thing. If such activities are to go beyond this safe zone, there must be an element trust on both sides, and this can only be built up over time. So, for very many people, the bottom it is. Though, please don’t get me wrong, this is by no means unfulfilling, and there is plenty of variety possible even within this restricted area. Besides, if you’re like me, the most fulfilling thing is the act of being disciplined by a Woman, not the physical sensation of the impacts or where on your body you’re being hit

Masturbating over pornography

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i’m not particularly proud that before i met Mistress this was how i used to spend much of my spare time. What is a guy who is submissive to his core, but with no other outlet, supposed to do? i don’t want to make excuses, it’s a disgusting habit, and very disrespectful. i am fortunate that i have now met somebody who was able to correct this bad behaviour and bring me under control. Nowadays my orgasms are strictly rationed. Under no circumstances am i allowed to touch myself without Her permission. On top of this, pornography (mine of course happens to be all of a Femdom persuasion) is banned outright. Even my reading of blogs is tightly controlled. i am a changed and much happier submissive, who is not in the least bit tempted to do what the title of this line suggests. i dread to think what Her reaction would be if i did, but that is something i am quite confident to say that i will never find out.

Hear Douglas caned on an unlucky day

Hear Douglas caned on an unlucky day 0908 314 1561 (Calls charged at £1.50 per minute 18+ Bill payer’s permission. A2B PoBox 413 GU144AQ) – the lucky fellow.

Douglas keeps on getting himself into trouble, the naughty fellow. Makes me think he’s doing it intentionally. Now that is something i’d never do. As much as i derive pleasure from being caned by my Mistress, i would never, ever do anything intentional to try and induce this or any other sort of punishment. Not because of the pain, no, but because there is nothing that upsets me more than displeasing my Mistress. No relationship of any kind is ever going to work where one person is constantly trying to aggravate the other. It doesn’t seem to bother Douglas though, and he always gets his reward. i don’t know if i would describe his situation as unlucky as he seems to have found someone with the patience of a saint, who is prepared to put up with his constant bad behaviour and indulge his need for caning.

C&B suffer a hot summer

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Just what you need on a cold winter’s evening, curled up on the sofa in front of the fire. Something to warm you up, so to speak. i really wondered about this one. It surely wasn’t just going to turn out to be about the casual discomfort that can be suffered as a result of being out in the sun too long, was it? Of course not. i love the idea of CBT much more than the reality. i just can’t cope with the depth of pain. i have a sneaking admiration for the many victims i’ve seen being tortured by merciless Dommes in videos. i wish i could stand the same level of pain as them. Anyway, it never ceases to amaze me what the devious minds behind these services manage to come up with. Then again male genitalia does lend itself to being tortured in so many ways, so that even with a limited imagination, it is possible to come up with a number of very painful scenarios. i won’t spoil things for you, but i think i’m safe in saying that you will be surprised with the level of cruelty involved. One very much for the lovers of predicament situations. Ouch!

Cigarette sissy

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A combination of fetishes covered here – two for the price of one. If both of these areas are your thing, this is surely just the line for you. i have previously mentioned here that cross-dressing is somewhat lost on me, but once again the other topic covered held the prospect of some interest to me, and i wasn’t to be disappointed. i was very surprised the first time i was made to consume cigarette ash how different it tastes compared to how it smells – vaguely bitter and vaguely salty. i do find the image of smoking Females quite alluring and enjoy participation in the ritual of both lighting the cigarette and ‘helping’ dispose of the ash, though being asthmatic, being forced to smoke myself is something of a no-no. It’s not a hard limit of mine, i would do it, my asthma is quite mild and well-controlled. It just wouldn’t be a very good idea. i’m not sure quite what it is about the image of a Dominatrix smoking a cigarette that so appeals to me. It might be envy of the cigarette, being caressed by Her lips. It could be the air of superiority that it give Her. It could be the way She looks when She inhales and exhales. By the time i was finished with this line i was non the wiser, but i couldn’t have had a better time not finding the answer out!

Perfect marriage for Women

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i bet you already have a pretty good idea, eh? Again a line that specifically deals with marriage. When i fantasize about my ideal relationship with a dominant Woman, it doesn’t necessarily have to involve marriage. Though i wouldn’t rule it out. If She wanted the relationship to be a marriage, i would, or course, bow to Her wishes. But from my perspective it is unimportant. Maybe there are lots of you out there already married that wish your Wife would take a dominant role. If they knew of the benefits, which this phone line covers in great detail, i’m sure more of them would. To hear all of the perks that this lifestyle has to offer to the Wife who is so minded makes me wonder why this isn’t the norm. Maybe some of you out there should try to get your Wives to listen to this as well.

Spanked by the wife

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Having never been married nor fantasized about being married it, i’ve never given any thought to role play or D/s activities within a marriage. i also don’t hold spanking above (or below) any other form of discipline, though i appreciate that many people do. Now, you should all know by now that i think any form of corporal punishment administered by a dominant Woman is a joy to receive and is one of the things that forms part of my submissive nature. So, in that respect, i knew this line would appeal, but at the same time i was a little concerned it might focus too much on the dominant Wife, submissive husband role play rather than the discipline. i shouldn’t have worried. While, of course, there was an element of that, it wasn’t the main focus of what was covered. By the end i had a yearning for my cheeks to be made to a glow just like the poor husband’s.

CBT for the beginner

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So how are things different for the beginner, i wondered to myself in advance of making the call. Surely this activity is as painful for the experienced as for the novice submissive male. i know that this is an area that even as a masochist i struggle with. The depth and type of pain is completely different to that experienced on any other part of the anatomy. It is truly excruciating. This, in turn, has always made me think that the male body seems designed to open itself to the control of Females who are inclined to take it, through both the pleasure and pain responses. The way everything is out in the open and makes itself easily accessible to the caring/cruel caresses of such Women is surely no accident. That evolution has produced such an easy way for Women to take control of males and yet society is still male dominated is a constant source of bafflement to me. Anyway, enough of my ramblings, and back to business. The beginner part of the title seems to refer to those who have no idea what CBT is, as everything is talked through in graphic and wince-inducing detail. Those of you who enjoy this activity will already know the ins and outs, so to speak, but will surely still enjoy all the descriptions of the excruciating ways that males can be tormented in this way.

Corporal punishment

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i wondered very much where this would take me. It’s a very broad title, “Corporal punishment”. i did wonder if it was going to turn out to be anything to do with a play on the word “Corporal” and, perhaps, involve some military theme or other, but thankfully, from my perspective at least, it didn’t (apologies to those of you out there that have a military fetish!) Being a masochist, this type of play is very close to my heart, though i love the image of being beaten by a whip/cane/crop/paddle/flogger/tawse wielding Dominatrix much more that the actual physical sensation of the pain. This phone line really did it for me, it conjured up all the fantastic images i’ve just mentioned, with pretty much the full array of implements and yet there was no pain. That might sound a little hollow, and i suppose it is compared to the real thing, but it that isn’t available to you then this is as good a substitute as i’ve found.